The time a Juggolette broke my finger

In Tucson I worked at a youth arts venue...in the afternoons we held free classes in break dancing, sewing/crafting, and urban renewal activism (like composting, bike workshops, women's rights, etc) and in the evening we'd have punk rock and hip hop shows. The club was a block away from Tucson Public Access studio where "The Juggalo Show" was filmed. You could call in to the show and discuss/comment/ask questions...which a group of regulars from my club would do weekly....they'ed call and talk shit and make fun of the facepainted soda chuggers every week. Finally the Juggalos had enough and dared the "emo faggots" to come down to where the show was being filmed....the "emo faggots" obliged, went to Tucson Public Access and began making out with each other on the Juggalo Show. The Juggalos were furious....they began to chase the little emo babies to my club where a huge fist fight broke out and I broke my first bone ever (my finger) on a Juggalette's face. When the fight ended and we all got back inside the club my finger was bloody, broken and covered in black and white face paint.

Oh Juggalos.